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Michelle Obama and Justice Jackson Shine on Martha’s Vineyard
Reading Time: 3 minutesA Martha’s Vineyard Retreat with Michelle & Justice Jackson Michelle Obama and Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Take Summer Vacation on Martha’s Vineyard Oh, August at Martha’s Vineyard. Sea air seasoned with salt, ambition, and fiscal impropriety. Take a mini imagination exercise: you’re extended an invitation back for the Black elite…
Gary Busey Pleads Guilty? Well, That’s… Something.
Reading Time: 3 minutesGary Busey Pleads Guilty? This Plotline Just Won’t Quit. Gary Busey, ladies and gentlemen. The man, the myth, the walking “what if your unfiltered uncle found a camera and never returned it.” This week, the 81-year-old actor, who’s been running a decades-long performance art piece called “What Happens When You…
Sydney Sweeney Is Everywhere – As the Wanking Star Number One
Reading Time: 3 minutesSydney Sweeney is everywhere. Everywhere. She’s holding moisturizer in a subway ad, smiling so earnestly it makes you question if your skincare routine is trash. She’s behind the counter at Baskin Robbins, serving double scoops with a side of saccharine charm that lingers longer than the sugar high. Oh, and…
Paul Mario Day, Iron Maiden’s Founding Frontman, Dies of Cancer
Reading Time: 3 minutesThe Voice Before Bruce Dickinson: Paul Mario Day dies aged 69 Iron Maiden original frontman Paul Mario Day dies of cancer aged 69. That Iron Maiden, the future heavy metal legends. But during the days Paul Mario Day was spinning his tall story about the operation being massive and so…
Liam Neeson Tackles Comedy in Ridiculously Chaotic Style
Reading Time: 2 minutesLiam Neeson in a remake of the Naked Gun? You bet. Yes, that Liam Neeson. The man who signed his name to the cultural zeitgeist with the words “I have a very particular set of skills” deliciously gets out of his element in a world of farce and surreality. He’s…
7-OH:Kratom’s Wild Cousin, Addictive and Psychoactive
Reading Time: 3 minutesKennedy Whips 7-OH, the Seditious Cousin of Kratom Get ready, all, because this is probably the most bizarre product raid you’ll’ve heard of in some time. The FDA and the Health Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., are after 7-OH, or 7-hydroxymitragynine, the free-spirited relative of kratom that’s been living its…
A Viking’s Guide to Reykjavik – If Vikings Were Snarky
Reading Time: 4 minutesReykjavik Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before: The Sarcastic Travel Guide Welcome to Reykjavik, where not just blows the wind but slams you about like you’d been cheeky with its best mate. Here, brightly painted houses like a child’s imagination are stubborn little LEGO blocks with an Arctic backdrop that…
Chaos at Traverse City Walmart Stabbing Leaves 11 Injured
Reading Time: 3 minutesSuspect Arrested After Michigan Walmart Stabbing Leaves 11 Hurt In a Walmart condemned to obscurity in Traverse City, Michigan (the very type of place that you’d least want to picture organizing cherry festivals as opposed to mayhem), there wasn’t this past Saturday afternoon anything that would have been on anyone’s…
Tariff Wars & Toddler Logic: Europe’s Next Move
Reading Time: 3 minutesEurope’s New Deal with Trump – Europe at Survival Mode Ah, Europe. Sacred seat of art, romance, and pasta so buttery rich that one bite will reduce you to tears. But Now, you can go there too to play high-stakes game-of-nerves with Donald Trump, where heads of state will mingle…
MTV’s Reality TV Gave Birth to Modern Influencers
Reading Time: 3 minutes“The Real World”: MTV’s Cultural Chaos Factory It was the early 90s. Hair being big, jeans being larger, and MTV found that most captivating programming ever conceived involved. dumping emotionally unstable twenty-somethings into a house together with practically no regard for individual boundaries to a bare minimum. Enter The Real…